Professor Rose,

I've ben trying to draw, butt I find that I have no skills in that
department:

However I have a couple of ideas, which may or may not be amusing :)
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BEAMING:

1) Spock sitting inside a giant catapult, with an alien about to cut off
the rope holding him down, with the words: "Beaming Up Scotty!"
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SETI:

2) This should have two panels:

Panel 1:
A picture of an old, geeky looking person (keyword being old) that says:
2005 SETI Researcher: Three R's -- Receive, Radiate, Research

Panel 2:
A picture of a young jock, with his biceps and a six pack, in similar
clothes to the old person, just far better fitting :) that says:
3004 SETI Researcher: Three R's -- Reading, Writing, Arithmetic
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TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER:

3) An angry looking earth person looking around in the air in bewilderment
with a bump on his head, and a huge rock lying next to him with a tag on
it that says : "Take Me To Your Leader"

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ARCHEOLOGY:

4) Again this one has 2 panels:

Panel 1:
2 Archeologists in Egypt looking at heirogylphics and saying to each
other, "Wow, look at thow primitive these people were-- this is
beautiful!"

Panel 2:
2 Aliens looking at the same heiroglyphics and saying to each other,
"Hey thats Aunt Edna's writing!"

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SMITHSONIAN:

5) 2 ALiens looking down on the Smithsonian Buuilding from way way far on
top: The first one Pointing to the "Rock from Mars" says to the other,
"5000 people looking at our letter every day, and nobody writes back!
NOT ONE! How rude!"

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EXPRESS DELIVERY:

6) 2 aleins looking at newly developed ICBM's (Intercontinental Ballistic
Missles) Parked outside the Pentagon and one says to the other "Look
they've finally gotten an Express Mail!"